Wedding Hell I Sit? 今晚坐囍邊？

Language: the game is in Chinese only: Traditional Chinese (Hong Kong in Cantonese, Taiwan in Taiwanese Mandarin) and Simplified Chinese. There's no English text in the game yet. 繁體中文、简体中文介紹在下面。

Where the hell do I sit?

You're the wedding planner, and tonight's banquet is about to start. The hall is booked, the lobster is on its way and the couple is still getting changed, while the guests arrive in waves: the groom's relatives, the bride's relatives, friends, colleagues… and the ex. Every one of them has opinions about where they sit.

Every guest has rules

• The Aunt must sit at the head table, and asks every single guest beside her when they're getting married.
• The Gossips get louder with every other gossip at the table. If the couple's ex sits with them, it's the best night of their lives.
• The Kid needs family close by, or cries loud enough to sour the whole table.
• The Mahjong Friends start a game when four of them share a table. Three is worse than none.
• The Feng Shui Master must face the stage. Seat him with his back to it and the whole table's luck turns.

Hong Kong alone has 28 kinds of guest, each with their own likes, dislikes, story and personal disaster.

Joy × Atmosphere

Every table scores its joy times its atmosphere. Singles side by side, a table full of groomsmen and bridesmaids, the old pop star next to the stage: multipliers stack on multipliers, and a well-planned table scores ten times a careless one. Seat someone badly and you'll hear about it straight away.

Eight weddings, one run

Each wedding is bigger than the last, from a two-table private room to a grand ballroom of nearly fifty guests, with a score to beat and a mission for extra pay. Between weddings, spend your earnings at the wedding supply shop: a lobster upgrade, a champagne tower, a karaoke machine, the matchmaker, dragon-and-phoenix candles. Items stay for the rest of the run and stack into combos. Clear all eight, then see how far you get in endless mode.

Anything can happen once dinner starts

Incidents strike when the banquet begins: a guest drunk under the table, the boss calling everyone back to the office, the ex walking in and freezing the entire hall. And who is the mystery guest in the hat? A rich tycoon, a wedding crasher, the groom's old form teacher… or the couple's Shiba Inu?

Three places, three kinds of wedding

• Hong Kong: Chinese restaurants and hotel ballrooms, in Cantonese.
• Taiwan: roadside banquets, temple squares and a hundred-table feast, in Taiwanese Mandarin, with guests of its own: the councillor doing the rounds, the village chief, the drinking-game uncle and great-grandma.
• China: from a restaurant's private room to an outdoor village feast, in Simplified Chinese, with the blind date, the wedding photographer and the humblebragger.

Every region has its own guests, items, venues and save, like a separate game.

Fill the book

The collection book fills as you play: every guest's profile and story, illustrated incident cards, the mystery guest's identities, every item, and 39 achievements.

What you get

• The whole game, DRM-free, for Windows, macOS and Linux. Updates come through the itch.io app, or download the new version here.
• Also on the App Store for iPhone and iPad (bought separately).
• Windows may show “Windows protected your PC” the first time: click More info, then Run anyway. The Mac version is signed and notarized by Apple.

System requirements

• Windows: Windows 10 or 11, 64-bit; 4 GB RAM; a graphics card with Vulkan 1.0 or OpenGL 3.3 (e.g. Intel HD Graphics 510); 500 MB of space.
• macOS: macOS 11 or later on Apple silicon, or macOS 10.13 or later on Intel; 4 GB RAM; 500 MB of space.
• Linux: a 64-bit distribution from 2019 or later (glibc 2.29+, e.g. Ubuntu 20.04); 4 GB RAM; Vulkan 1.0 or OpenGL 3.3; 500 MB of space.

Credits and privacy

Made by PP Studio with the Godot Engine. Generative AI was used for the illustrations, the music and the code. Sound effects are CC0 recordings (Kenney, Freesound). The game asks before it shares anonymous gameplay data (no account, no name, no location): see the privacy policy. Questions: support.

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今晚坐囍邊？

中式婚宴排座位 Roguelike。遊戲文字只有中文：繁體中文（香港用廣東話、台灣用台灣華語）和簡體中文。

今晚，誰坐哪裡？

你是婚宴統籌，今晚的喜酒快要開席。場地訂好了，龍蝦在路上，新人還在換衣服，賓客卻一批一批到場：男方親戚、女方親戚、朋友、同事……還有新人的前任。每個人對自己坐哪裡，都很有意見。

每位賓客都有規矩

• 姑媽一定要坐主桌，還會逐個問身邊的單身「什麼時候結婚？」
• 八卦阿姨同桌越多越興奮；要是新人前任也坐這桌，就有八卦可以聊了。
• 小朋友身邊要有家人，不然哭到整桌都聽到。
• 牌友湊齊四個就開桌打牌，三缺一最慘。
• 風水師傅要面向舞台坐「吉」位；背對舞台，犯沖。

光是香港就有 28 種賓客，各有喜好、禁忌、故事，還有自己的突發事件。

歡樂 × 氣氛

每桌的分數是歡樂乘以氣氛。單身坐隔壁擦出火花、伴郎伴娘湊滿一桌、過氣歌星坐近舞台上台獻唱：倍數疊倍數，一桌排得好，分數可以是隨便排的十倍。排錯位也馬上知道，賓客頭上的對白會直接說出他們的不滿。

八場婚宴，一局到底

婚宴一場比一場大：由兩桌的貴賓房，排到近五十位賓客的大禮堂。每場有目標分數，還有任務可以多賺獎金。場與場之間，到婚宴用品店花錢：龍蝦升級、香檳塔、卡拉OK機、媒人婆、龍鳳燭……道具買了之後每場都有效，互相疊出組合。打完八場，還有無限模式等你挑戰。

開席之後，什麼都會發生

開席時會有突發事件：有人喝醉睡在桌底、老闆一通電話把同事全叫回公司、新人前任一出現全場凍結。那位戴帽子的神秘賓客又是誰？有錢老闆、來白吃白喝的、新郎以前的老師……還是新人養的柴犬？

三地婚宴，三種地獄

• 香港：酒樓、酒店宴會廳，全廣東話。飲勝哥、八卦師奶、大姑媽、有錢舅父，主桌叫「主家席」。
• 台灣：巷口辦桌、廟口廣場、百桌流水席，台灣華語夾台語。跑攤議員、里長伯、划拳阿伯、阿祖，還有那卡西歌手。
• 中國：飯店包廂一路排到村裡的壩壩宴，簡體中文。七大姑、勸酒哥、相親對象、跟拍攝影師、凡爾賽姐。

每個地區有自己的賓客、道具、場地和存檔，就像三個獨立的遊戲。

收藏冊

邊玩邊填滿收藏冊：每位賓客的檔案和故事、插畫事件卡、神秘賓客的真正身分、所有道具，以及 39 個成就。

購買內容

• 完整遊戲，沒有 DRM，Windows、macOS、Linux 都有。用 itch.io app 會自動更新，也可以在這裡下載新版。
• iPhone、iPad 版在 App Store（另外購買）。
• Windows 第一次開可能顯示「Windows 已保護您的電腦」：按「其他資訊」，再按「仍要執行」。Mac 版已經過 Apple 簽署和公證。

PP Studio 製作。插畫、音樂和程式有用生成式 AI 製作。遊戲會先問你，才分享匿名遊戲數據：私隱政策。

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今晚坐哪囍？

中式婚宴排座位 Roguelike。游戏文字只有中文：繁体中文（香港用粤语、台湾用台湾华语）和简体中文。

今晚，谁坐哪儿？

你是婚宴统筹，今晚的喜宴马上开席。酒店订好了，龙虾在路上，新人还在换衣服，宾客却一拨一拨地到：男方亲戚、女方亲戚、朋友、同事……还有新人的前任。每个人对自己坐哪儿，都很有意见。

每位宾客都有讲究

• 七大姑非坐主桌不可，还会挨个问旁边的单身狗「什么时候结婚？」
• 广场舞阿姨同桌越多越来劲；要是新人前任也坐这桌，那可有瓜吃了。
• 小朋友身边得有家人，不然哭得整桌都听见。
• 麻将搭子凑齐四个就开一桌麻将，三缺一最难受。
• 风水先生要面朝舞台坐「吉」位；背对舞台，犯冲。

中国版有 26 种宾客，各有喜好、忌讳、故事，还有自己的突发事件。

欢乐 × 气氛

每桌的得分是欢乐乘以气氛。单身狗坐一起擦出火花、伴郎伴娘凑满一桌、选秀歌手坐在舞台边上台献唱：倍数叠倍数，一桌排得好，分数能顶随便排的十倍。排错了也马上知道，宾客头顶的吐槽会直接告诉你。

八场婚宴，一局到底

婚宴一场比一场大：从两桌的饭店包厢，排到近五十位宾客的坝坝宴。每场有目标分数，还有任务能多赚奖金。两场之间去婚庆用品店花钱：澳洲龙虾、北京烤鸭、KTV 点歌机、红娘、拼手气红包……道具买下后每场都生效，互相叠出组合。打完八场，还有无限模式等你挑战。

开席之后，什么都可能发生

开席时会有突发事件：有人喝断片钻到桌底下、领导一个电话把同事全叫回单位、前任一进门全场冷场。那位戴帽子的神秘嘉宾又是谁？有钱老板、来蹭饭的、新郎的班主任……还是新人家的柴犬？

三地婚宴，三种地狱

• 中国：饭店包厢、宴会厅、村里的坝坝宴，简体中文。七大姑、劝酒哥、拆迁户舅舅、相亲对象、跟拍摄影师、凡尔赛姐。
• 香港：酒楼、酒店宴会厅，繁体中文（粤语）。饮胜哥、八卦师奶、大姑妈、有钱舅父。
• 台湾：巷口办桌、庙口广场、百桌流水席，繁体中文（台湾华语夹台语）。跑摊议员、里长伯、划拳阿伯、阿祖。

每个地区有自己的宾客、道具、场地和存档，就像三个独立的游戏。

图鉴

边玩边集满图鉴：每位宾客的档案和故事、插画事件卡、神秘嘉宾的真实身份、全部道具，还有 39 个成就。

购买内容

• 完整游戏，无 DRM，Windows、macOS、Linux 都有。用 itch.io 客户端会自动更新，也可以在这里下载新版。
• iPhone、iPad 版在 App Store（另行购买）。
• Windows 第一次打开可能提示「Windows 已保护你的电脑」：点「更多信息」，再点「仍要运行」。Mac 版已经过 Apple 签名和公证。

PP Studio 制作。插画、音乐和程序使用了生成式 AI。游戏会先征求你同意，才分享匿名游戏数据：隐私政策。